Ask a Whiskey

- April 4 -

Anonymous asked: How many questions you gonna get from ned tonight? Hahaha.

you need a life, ned.

jonthewallflower asked: Does penis length become irrelevant if they know how to get you off?

how ever strong my love is. penis size has nothing to do with it.

Anonymous asked: post sexy pix plz.

$1000 please (also learn how to type.)

Anonymous asked: opinions about long distance relationships?

the best kind of relationships started out as long distance. dont be scared. if its worth it its worth it

Anonymous asked: best whiskey for fuckin'

jameson. the irish love that shit. (drinking and fucking)

- March 17 -

thisismyfavoritesong asked: What are your top 3 drinking songs?

these songs aren’t about drinking

but these are the songs i like to sing while drinking

Rod Stewart- Maggie May

bonnie raitt- people are talkin

the pixies-here comes your man.

love your blog by theeeee way

unfuckwithable-deactivated20120 asked: womanly curves and a glass of scotch in her hand is the definition of a real woman to me. so keep on keepin' on.

this is why if the internet was real, i would never be single.

unfuckwithable-deactivated20120 asked: as a fellow drunk, what's your secret to consuming fine whiskeys en masse and keeping your girlish figure? i usually just vomit up the shitty stuff and go about my business - the western district way.

oh dear. well vomit normally makes you thin

i can’t tell you the last time i got sick from drinkn. never really hapens to me.

and no, i odnt have ha girl figurei’ve got mad mad curves. why do you think i take photos of me from the shoulders up?

come come now…. the internet is just a mask. we all know that.

Anonymous asked: You don't follow me, though we have mutual friends, and I think you're Tops. What gives, Whiskey?

what friends? lets be friends. i want more firneds

freidns.

fuck it

spacecataz-deactivated20110714- asked: WHAT BRAND OF WHISKEY ARE YOU PARTAKING IN?

ELIJAH CRAIG

gurl you’re hot i’ll buy you one.